Christmas jokes




Question: - What is the name of Santa's father's sister?
Answer: - Auntie Claus



Q: - Which reindeer have the smallest legs?
A: - The shortest ones.



Q: - Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
A: - Because he didn't want anybody to recognise him.



Q: - What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
A: - Snow-flakes.



Q: - What do snowmen eat for dinner?
A: - Ham...Brrrrr-gers.



Q: - What do elves learn in school?
A: - The elfabet.



Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger...



Knock-knock!
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!



Q: - What's the best thing to put into a Christmas Cake?
A: - Your teeth!